You can stay up-to-date on all of McKayley’s writing here.
Below are some of her pieces from The New Yorker, The Onion, Reductress, Mcsweeney’s, and Points in Case:
Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting
Ariana Grande Fans Slam Body-Shamers For Pointing Out Singer Actively On Fire
‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life
Embarrassed Woman Scrambles To Stop Emotionally Resonating With Movie Before Lights Come On
Woman Worried She Not Living 90-Second Ad Break To The Fullest
Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom Awkwardly Pretend Not To See Each Other While Out Naked Paddleboarding
Woman Who Wanted to Work out After Work Makes Critical Mistake of Sitting Down
'You’re So Mysterious,’ Says Man Who Has Never Asked You Anything
Roommates Who Can't Afford to Live Alone Accidentally Growing Old Together
Woman Who Left Work Slightly Before 5 p.m. Answers to No God
Adult Woman Still Believes That Band Is Going to Notice Her at Concert
Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog's Name Every 60 Days
‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything
'Okay,' Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment
REPORT: Woman Just Needs to Lie on Floor for an Hour and Then She'll Be Ready to Go
Entire Apartment Designed Around Cat's Happiness
I LIVED IT: I Had to Use One of the Big Spoons
Why I Hired an Intimacy Coordinator to Supervise My Interactions With the Cashier at Trader Joe’s
Woman Sits Next to Charging Phone Like It's a Loved One in the Hospital
‘That's So Funny!’ Says Woman Trying to Survive Uber Ride
How to Manage Your Depression Without Buying a Giant Wicker Basket From Target
Decoding Cat Adoption Biographies
Niche Romance Novel Microtropes
I’m Your Chiropractor, and Trust Me, Your Spine Is Supposed to Sound Like That
The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
How I Imagine My Moving Day Will Go
Things I Definitely Wouldn’t Bring If I Were Stranded on a Desert Island
Our New Line of Men’s Grooming Products Is Perfect for You—a Big, Strong Man
Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core
I’m Your Loved One in a Movie and I’m Definitely Not About to Die
I Know We’re All Having a Great Time at This Party, but What If We Played a Game Instead?
Your Bar Trivia Host Lays Down Some Ground Rules
Five Zoom Habits That Say "I'm Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time"