Illustration — MCKAYLEY GOURLEY

More Accurate Names for the Bodily Systems as I’ve Gotten Older

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Date Ideas for Couples in Long-Term Relationships

The New Yorker

Different Ways to Keep in Touch With Your Long-Distance Friends

The New Yorker

Table Settings for Various Occasions

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Other Lists Santa Checks Twice

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Niche Romance Novel Microtropes

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